You have the right to remain silent...but not the ability

[bbqman]

My wife told me she wanted to get a boob job. I told her that would be like putting a new set of Michelin tires on a Ford Pinto. I am going through concussion protocol as I enter this post.

 

[Pistolier60]

Honesty is not always the best policy.LOL

 

[Macvan]

Better been giving her two rolls of toilet paper to stuff in her bra and a rolled up pair of socks to stuff down your pants and saying now we both can pretend

 

[7pt62THOR]

My wife told me she wanted to get a boob job. I told her that would be like putting a new set of Michelin tires on a Ford Pinto. I am going through concussion protocol as I enter this post.

You know the rules brother.......pics!

 

[geezer]

I told my wife to rub toilet paper between her boobs for a month and they would get huge...After a month, she said she hadn't grown a bit...I said "well, I thought for sure it would work, after all, look what it's done for your ass"....
And that's how the fight started.....

 

[Old Patriot]

 

[Kahrnut]

What's a Pinto?

 

[geezer]

What's a Pinto?

Google is our friend....

 

[Macvan]

What's a Pinto?

in a read end accident it's like the 4th of July

 

[mfoster]

What's a Pinto?

That's sad