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[galvatron]

What's a Pinto?

Google is our friend....

Lol

 

[Targetmaster]

What's a Pinto?

They're popular at Fire Sales..

 

[Hayata]

I told my wife to rub toilet paper between her boobs for a month and the would get huge...After a month, she said she hadn't grown a bit...I said "well, I thought for sure it would work, after all, look what it's done for your ass"....
And that's how the fight started.....

Speaking of old jokes - does anyone remember the worst possible traffic situation to be in back in the day?

Stuck in a tunnel.

Behind a Pinto.

And in front of an Audi...

 

[Bagman]

My wife told me she wanted to get a boob job. I told her that would be like putting a new set of Michelin tires on a Ford Pinto. I am going through concussion protocol as I enter this post.

That's funny right there..

 

[Macvan]

baby you know I love your 36 Long's it puts the side dishes closer to the main dish....... And then I was slapped so hard that I have both eyes on one side of my face like a flounder

 

[Kahrnut]

you've seen wayne's world right?

That was an AMC Pacer. I was just pullin' y'all's chain. I used to drive a Pinto, a Vega, and a Mustang II.

 

[Kahrnut]

 

[Gunanddoglover]

 

[8675309]

That was an AMC Pacer. I was just pullin' y'all's chain. I used to drive a Pinto, a Vega, and a Mustang II.

dang it. you qouted me before i could delete it.ffs

 

[SAR 6114]