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Zastava

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FOUND THIS IN CRAIGSLIST...:D

WWW.ZAICO.COM




Yes, you read that title correctly. We are pleased to announce the newest zombie start-up: Zombie Apocalypse Insurance Company, ZAICO, LLC.



Surviving Z-Day is up to each of us as individuals - but once you have, then what? Your superior survival skills won't mean anything if you don't have the resources to restart your life. What if you're injured? Out of ammo? Have no potable food left? Need shelter? Need water? Have dead dead zombie surrounding you? Who wants to clean all that up after working so hard just to live?!



ZAICO is the answer. We help restock, rebuild, rearm, repair and even relocate. Check out www.zaico.com and buy your policy today. All policies include a certficate, wallet card and two stickers.




You can join the conversation on Facebook @ http://www.facebook.com/pages/ZAICOZombie-Apocalypse-Insurance-CompanyLLC/141741015869806
 
Read the FAQs!

Q. How do I file a claim?

A. If you are the victim of a Class 3 zombie attack, it will be all over the news. ZAICO adjusters will be immediately dispatched. If we find you and you're still alive, we promise to take care of you. Don't worry we ask first and shoot later.
 
Oh come on! In the terms of agreement, it clearly says it ISN'T an insurance company and is solely for entertainment purposes only!

And here I thought I'd finally found an insurance company that will take care of my family and I when the zombie attack finally occurs...
 
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