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Zombie Invasion!
- Thread starter cwolfe68
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Oh yea hbrad nailed it! Oha nd give the zombies some of the "Kool Aid".
Best one so far!!!!!!!
Put my pipe down, I've had enough!
Bwahahahahaha, I'm dying!! Hil-dog could probably make 'em run for the hills!
Hmmm, zombie invasion? I'd hijack a boat at the marina, zombies can't swim. There's a nice 60ft yacht down there that I'm sure I could muddle through living on. It only has one wine cellar, so I'll be roughing it...
Probably get consumed trying to figure out which caliber to run out of first.
Okay, in this scenario.....am I in my house, on the porch, in my car or what? Also, are these the slow walking, foot draggin, head cocked to one side, moan and groan type of zombie's or the freaky fast super strong Will Smith "Am I Legend" kind of zombie?
Now this is a good question... Completely different tactics and calibers involved here... For the slow things, grab the beer from the fridge, something that goes bang from the safe and climb on the roof. For the fast f'ers, grab the beer from the fridge and lock yourself in the safe (those were some freaky fast mothers).
It's not fair to profile.
