BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last...
You fools you should do like I’ve been doing for a years when I need to work on something I go and borrow the tools from whoever friends whatever that way if I lose them or break them, I just say oh well. So much cheaper that way.
Years ago, I used to spend a lot of time in Puerto Rico working and I knew a guy down there that his son was in the military and he could go to the PX and pick up Don Q151 rum and Bacardi 151 rum for three dollars a bottle so I would have him get cases at a time and I would ship it back home and...