I have followed him around the course a couple of times (Tour Championship). Walk up to the ball, reach for a club from the caddy, flip a cigarette away and hack at the ball with no warm up swing. Put the ball on the green within inches………
A girlfriend years ago loved being handcuffed. I just left her handcuffs on my bedposts for convenience. Then one day I was expecting my parents from out of state, small house so I planned on giving up my large bed for the weekend, and they arrived about the time I remembered the handcuffs...