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  1. Difference ... 'Potentially' and 'Realistically' ?

    . CUTE JOKE A young boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and realistically'? The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep...

  2. Patriotic Chicken ...

    . Chickenpecker1_1.mp4 (5.3 MB) .

  3. Older than the hills ...

    . Older than the hills ... If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents...

  4. There is an Aging Plan ...

    . There is an Aging Plan ... Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was...

  5. CHICAGO ...

    . CHICAGO ... John was sitting on the plane at Pearson waiting to fly to Chicago, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck…pale, hands shaking in fear. "What's the matter, afraid of flying?" John asked. "No, it's not that. I've been transferred to Chicago. The...

  6. WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RECORDS ?

    . WHERE ARE TRUMP'S TAX RECORDS ? ... A "Perfect Hiding Place" ! During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps, "Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns? Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, astutely responded, "We've found a...

  7. IRS WAGE AUDIT...

    . IRS WAGE AUDIT... If you've ever owned your own business, been an entrepreneur or wondered what it's like doing so, this is as close to reality as it gets. Business owner ? WAGE AUDIT... The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to...

  8. Aphorisms ...

    . Aphorisms ... It's not whether you win or lose, But how you place the blame. We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"? A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party. When blondes have more fun, do they know it? LEARN FROM YOUR PARENT'S MISTAKES- USE BIRTH...

  9. Those Canadians ! What'll they do next ?

    . Newfoundland surprises tourists with phallic iceberg... There is a photograph in the article, but it is rather silly looking. It washed away, later in the day. .

  10. Man kills 820 pound wild hog in front yard...

    . Man kills 820 pound wild hog in front yard... The article shows photos of this monster. It also identifies it as a "Feral Hog". Not wild. Therefore, is legal to kill. Samson resident Wade Seago knew something was up outside of his home last week when the family's pet schnauzer, Cruiser...

  11. FACEBOOK FOR SENIORS ...

    . FACEBOOK FOR SENIORS ... For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists : I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the...
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    Here is a "Feel Good Story" ...

    . Here is a "Feel Good Story" that will warm your heart ! After 9 months alone in mountains, lost dog is home Mo, an elderly Chesapeake Bay Retriever, wandered away from her owners during a hunting trip last September. Darwin and Cindy Cameron stayed near the tiny hamlet of Horseshoe Bend...

  13. Advertisers Fleeing NFL After Kaepernick Fiasco

    . Report: Advertisers Fleeing NFL After Kaepernick Fiasco So are a lot of former viewers ! A comment from the comment section ... The only advertisers still buying time on the NFL are toilet brush companies. That's because Kaepernick looks like a toilet brush turned upside down and...

  14. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE "PAGE-BACK" BUTTON ?

    . WHAT HAPPENED TO THE "PAGE-BACK" BUTTON ? I like to go back to where I was, but now, I have to go back to "GO", don't get "$ 200", and probably lost all my "Deeds" ! What happened ? What happened ? .

  15. Male Fairy Tale ... revised

    . Male Fairy Tale ... revised ( I do have Decorum, and often use it. ) Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "No!" So the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted...

  16. Hello, Dingo ! Awake Yet ?

    . Hello, Dingo ! Awake Yet ? Yeah, I am an old phart, and I fell asleep at my terminal for a few hours, and am now on Oz Time. I was dreaming about this lovely Sheila, and oddly she looked like Yvette Mimieux ! Just delicious ! Now I will need to take a shower. .

  17. Phyllis Diller One Liners ...

    . Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. -Phyllis Diller Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? -Phyllis Diller Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops...

  18. Adult Fairy Tale ...

    . Adult Fairy Tale ... Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what: Metal Wood Stone Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would...
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    More on Lap Trays ...

    . A sample photo of a Lap tray. I have 6 different colors, Red Black, Brown, Blue, Green and Orange. I did have MUCH Help, posting a photo ! I did discuss the Trays earlier, in another post. .

  20. Want a "Completely Concealed Carry Holster" ?

    . Want a "Completely Concealed Carry Holster" ? If your daily activities require you to wear certain clothing, and have a tucked-in-shirt, you can carry without ANY "Printing" or visible 'Butt' grip. I was at the "INDY 1500 Gun Show" (1500 tables of 'Gun And Knife' items.) Today and was...
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