My only problem with the scenario is... if you're walking around in khaki shorts, presumably in an urban or suburban environment, how do you skip ahead to being in the woods with just one gun? I mean, if you are in an urban environment and S starts to HTF, there are no woods to run to. If you...
I think there will be riots too if he's not re-elected. Difference IMO, it won't be funny because "they" are not going to just stay in the hood. They are going to come after the main demographic of middle/upper-middle class suburban areas.
My weapons and ammo are stored ready to be moved in a moment's notice. I could have everything in the truck in less than 15 minutes. Then on to our "secret family bunker" down the road.