* Keep it in your pants while walking the floor.
* No whining that the seller dissed you when you made a lowball offer.
* No testing the MACE & pepper spray at the table the way the redneck customers at Walmart check the color of spray paint on the shelving in that aisle.
* If you drop it...
I predict that in early June the "stay home" orders will be lifted and public gatherings will be allowed again, but that will still represent a compromise between not destroying the economy and taking a measured risk on exposing people to a second wave of coronavirus.
It won't be fully safe...