Oh man I got a good idea!!!
Once you move those gates to where they can't drive around, let's go lay in the woods with the gates open (with no trespassing signs visible of course). Then when they come on in, and are outta sight, we come out and close the gate and call the sheriff ! Drop mic...
Let's all go up there on a Saturday and stake out each entrance.
I mean I don't have any hi points but I'm sure i may have something.
We can all get some radios from Walmart, dress in all black tacticool clothing and get our glocks (don't have that either) with tac lights in thigh holsters...
It's vent pipes for the Walmart tunnels!!!
Where's my tinfoil hat??
http://freepatriotpost.com/underground-us-tunnel-map-links-walmart-jade-helm-locations-wow-check-this-out/