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    After school snack

    yep. i've also used hotdog buns to make miniature sub sandwiches or even PB&J sandwiches.
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    I fixed that problem.

    I thought duct tape was the way to keep a circuit breaker from tripping. (And for doing a safety lock-out on equipment you're about to work on while still plugged-in.) What happened in this pic-- did these hillbillies run out of duct tape reupholstering the seats of the pickup, and have to rig...
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    Traffic Control ODTer, Please Make up Ya Mind, Sir!!

    What's making that yellow vest hover in the air a few feet above the parking lot?
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    He must have been in a hurry….

    He's gotta be in a hurry to visit the ATM because those beers don't buy themselves!
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    Nothing wasted rooter to the tooter

    My dad always said that cheap processed meat was made up of the following cuts of meat: "as*h0Ies and elbows" and "whatever scraps of meat fell off the conveyor belt onto the packing-house floor."
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    Pentagon May Scrap 35 million depleted uranium rds used by A-10 Warthog

    Use them on our Enemies or give them to our allies who will use them on our mutual enemies , but only when no American or Allied boots on the ground are needed. In other words, we will be killing our enemies on their own territory and we're leaving their corpses there to rot-- not trying to...
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    When you realize….

    I dangle a Snickers bar on a short string hanging from a yardstick that I carry, pointing in front of me.
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    You don’t know…

    👍🤞
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    OJ, after he gets to hell, trying to find his wife's killer.

    So, OJ finds himself in Hell, and the Devil is giving him a tour, showing him the various rooms of torture where he can spend all of eternity. Lucifer shows him a room where a man is chained to post and is being bitten by fire ants. "Hard pass on that, says The Juice." Satan takes him to a...
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    Because everybody around here could use a laugh.

    I wish I could be so easily amused.
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    eat on the run

    Been there, built that, and ate it! But for the second one I cut the banana in half lengthwise. Didn't want the fruit to overpower the flavor of PB&J.
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    If this had been at an Army PX, we would have had our a$$e$ reamed for this....

    black wimmin' and white trailer trash go shopping and dining in restaurants wearing pajamas and slippers all the time. Why would you expect that they would change their ways just when they join the Army for some good benefits?

  13. Taco Tuesday - be honest...

    Yep, I'm Mighty Whitey. MegaCaucasian.

  14. Taco Tuesday - be honest...

    This is what "a taco" should look like to me. However one of these is a Taco Bell product and I don't care for their taco meat. If I could put much better quality meat in that same tortilla with the same ingredients, that'd would be perfect.
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    The definition of Stupid Stuff

    Well, what did Lot do when the men of Sodom banged on his door and said "hey we see you are hosting some handsome visitors --turn them over to us so we can @$$rape them?" Lot said "Leave my visitors alone! I have a couple of virgin daughters you can rape instead! Would that be good enough?"

  16. Taco Tuesday - be honest...

    A Messican restaurant near me has "all you can eat tacos" on Tuesdays for $10. The problem is they are authentic Mexican tacos with nothing but meat, a little bit of onion, and cilantro. No cheese, no lettuce, no sour cream. I don't like those kind of tacos all that much.

  17. **** house poets, come forth

    sign on wall of men's room at small general aviation airport FBO (terminal building); "Pilots with short pitot tubes or low manifold pressure are instructed to taxi forward to the hold short line. The pilot behind you might not be float rated."
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    FAFO Squared

    fat colored woman says she has trust so that makes her a diplomat? Immune from the laws of the United States??? What kind of trust lets you create your own country? And if she has that kind of trust why didn't she name herself Queen, name her boyfriend the "crown prince" and "Head of the Royal...
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    RIP Harley Davidson ?

    Young people are OK with motorcycles. Really small and cute motorcycles. Ones that come in a variety of happy colors, and don't have any confusing manual transmissions that shift with your foot.
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    RIP Harley Davidson ?

    Hard work, full-time work, staying on the job a long time and getting promoted (through merit, not affirmative action or the sake of diversity) is such an old-fashioned idea. So is delayed gratification-- saving up some money & building up your credit score. So is saying "no" to the chance...
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