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  1.

    Could you hit it with grandma?

    Uhhhhhh….. yeeeaaahhh! Hell, at this point at I’d hit, well never mind….. She’ll do just fine.
  2.

    Mathematician they were not

    Think I dated a lot of those women. Convinced them 4” was bigger than 7”.
  3.

    Do you ever wake up with a song stuck in your head?

    if by wake up you mean stammer out of bed, and by song in your head you mean hangover, then yes. Frequently

  4. Nevermind

    Story of my life.
  5.

    There goes your sexy evening.

    Followed by, I’m preg…..
  6.

    What Ya got for Your Wifey? - Don't forgot This... lol

    Very nice sir!
  7.

    What Ya got for Your Wifey? - Don't forgot This... lol

    You can’t tease us like that’s sir. Need pics of the inside. Of the travel trailer of course.
  8.

    What Ya got for Your Wifey? - Don't forgot This... lol

    My wife actually wanted a Dyson 3 years back. Of course she got it. But did I get the HK MK23 I wanted …. Noooooooo!
  9.

    Could be trouble!

    Bruce Willis can’t respond this time. Too busy making B movies. But for sure one of my must watch Christmas movies.
  10.

    It finally came….. now I might be able to understand!

  11. Country in Crises Today... Meanwhile In an Elementary School Back in 2019...

    So Biden was campaigning there. What’s the big deal?
  12.

    Many Different Ways you can Shave Your Cat.

    Yes, this is exactly what they mean by manscaping. :doh:
  13.

    When you can’t afford to have real airbags installed

    @ItBeMe strikes again. That man is a genius of unparalleled proportions.
  14.

    Got my Gun Permit

    At least she didn’t tell you to insert it into the bottom slot.
  15.

    Hot date! Should I be concerned?

    is it me or is her name Sniper22?
  16.

    How deep is Bonecollector's pocket?

    Don’t knock it till ya try it and stuff.
  17.

    Stop arguing. It should be mandatory...

    If by vaccination you mean fellatio by a hot brunette, I’m in!
  18.

    Trust me this will work.

    That should go till they can patch it.
  19.

    Proof read...the importance of one letter

    FTFY
  20.

    You got to do what you got to do.

    2021 economy. Nuff said.
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