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    Didn't remember what a porker I was in high school.

    What’s that youre hiding in your foot locker soldier? A Jelly donut? Sorry, that’s what popped in my head looking at your picture.
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    Shark Week on National Geographic and

    I wish this damn Global warming would hurry it's azz up. I'm ready to go fishing for megalodon sharks in Butler when the ocean moves back to the fall line.
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    Can’t sell that on EBay but…

    I bought a 17 rd mag for my HK VP70z. They never made a 10 rd mag for it but it was listed as one. I have boat load of mags but I won’t list them as 10 rd mags because some of those commie cornball states make it a felony to sell one over a 10 rd I believe.
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    Can’t sell that on EBay but…

    I was just using an example of items I have been flagged for in the past. The dumbest one was a metal rail that you embed in a single shot Olympic 22 rifle for the use of a palm grip. The list is so random I can't even remember most. Most of the ex-spurts are in India and you can't even...
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    Can’t sell that on EBay but…

    Don’t try and put anything on EBay that they find offensive like a light rail for an evil black rifle. But it’s totally fine to sell dildos, crack pipes and Ray Lewis sports memorabilia. Seems he’s probably killed more people then my AR15.
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    Man divorces wife for smearing glue on his firearms

    Seems some one on here was pimping that crap. I fell for it and bought a bottle of from them. I thought the recoil spring on my 1911 went bad. It would creep back into battery after a shot.

  7. Leave it to South Korea!!!!! The electricity chrisis is solved, AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET RICH!!!!

    Dammit another million I've just flushed down the toilet. Destiny is poor.
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    The things you find on the local FB trader

    I’m not sure if this was a real ad but seeing some of the folks at Walmart, I’m betting it is. When The Hills Have Eyes meets Silence of The Lambs. Looks like some of FatAlbert 's handiwork.

  9. Mmmmmmm

    Allegra used to work well then it seems it stopped working . I take Zyrtec now, it works ok. I took my daughter convertible BMW out this morning for its monthly spin since she is in Colorado. Mistake! Been sneezing since. Bush hogging the fields takes me several days since after about an...
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    A new prize in every box!

    Don’t worry Cracker Jill will be the last of the line of true Crackers. She’ll be introducing semi cracker Jacarvious and Ja’cades to the family at your next family get together. And again who the heck is still eating those stale azz cracker jacks with those weird tasting nuts? Fiddle faddle...

  11. My dear wife has her own way with words.

    My wife who is also smarter then I pronounced Debris like it’s spelt . Look at all the Diburis in the road! What’s Duburis? You mean debris? Oh and still doesn’t know her left from right. Very taxing when she’s driving and wants me to navigate.
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    Mom tosses child into Bear enclosure

    Maybe the child was Damian Thorne, The Omen, some children may need to be eaten by bears.

  13. So tomorrow night...

    Reminds me of taking my daughters to concerts like Black keys, pretty good actually, I was probably the only heterosexual male there other then the security guard. He felt sorry for me and let me sit in the seated section. Took another daughter to Cage the Elephant. I liked it as well. As...
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    Mom tosses child into Bear enclosure

    Covid made her do it.
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    We Don't Deal With Outsiders Very Well

    Does he ask retail plus 20 for his used guns? If not, I'll trade with him..it...

  16. The Mother-In-Law Long read, get a drink...for me.

    I make noise. If it happens to be melodic that’s just by accident. I ain’t got no rhythm man.

  17. The Mother-In-Law Long read, get a drink...for me.

    I need to find a song they hate. start practicing my guitar about 9am. before they wake up in the morning and after the wife leaves for work. Hmmm

  18. If it keeps on rainin'

    mean ol l levee make ya weep and moan ohh

  19. The Mother-In-Law Long read, get a drink...for me.

    It's the little things she is doing, which maybe unintentional..maybe not. Like repalcing my half eaten jar of apricot jelly with damn generic Aldi brand crap. filling the refrigrator and cabinent with jars of F#$&ing mayonaise. I hate mayonaise worse then democrats..thank god they are not...

  20. The Mother-In-Law Long read, get a drink...for me.

    Patience is all I have, Bowhunting has taught me that. I'm not a great hunter, just a very patient one.
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