A Male Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you
marry me?" The Princess said, "NO!" and the Prince lived happily ever
after and rode motorcycles and had sex with skinny big breasted chicks
and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and...
LOL LOL LOL! That's good stuff right there! Thanks for making my sides hurt.
Reminds me of the time I stuffed a cherry bomb (the real deal) in a tin beer can, lit up and tossed it in the pond. That sucker came by my head like a circular saw blade.
Good times, indeed.
I do this too, at every opportunity.
It's also nice to thank our WWII vets. It means more to them than they would ever let on, and there's less of them every day.