Considering it's your sheep, you're also naked, and there's way too many bottles of KY Jelly around all of you, it's probably best that you keep the pictures in the safety of your own home - foreclosed or not.
Stop looking at my ads!!! All kidding aside it's pretty that I've posted several guns today and I think I've nailed every on your list. For me it's a problem of being out of town when I finally have the time to list them and realize don't have any (or any good) pictures with me.
But maybe...
about 155 mph...3 different times.
Oh, and letting me brother to convince me to do stuff. Like, pretty much all of his ideas were horrible and I still went along with them and always got hurt.
Now I feel like I need a Colt 1911 framed with "Faithful and True" engraved on the slide. Just add it to my list of toys that I'll hopefully get "one day"...