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  1.

    Are you all having the same struggles? lol 😂

    Scissors

  2. "I ain' touchin' no dead body! At night? Nah."

    in for a "cold" one............
  3.

    How many Veterans can relate to this like I can……

    10% here too. But I've read the VA is screwing new applications...
  4.

    Ready for my Master Plumber certification test….

    It all flows down hill..
  5.

    This tastes like PBR...

    Iron City
  6.

    The future has arrived…

    Holy Gob****e what a concept
  7.

    PN1 “Chief, I really need shore leave this weekend” Chief “Why?”

    I had a similar request, but my Captain denied it. I wanted to be at my sons birth... Well, the skipper's response was. In reference to my request; "Son you needed to be present for the keel laying. However, you are NOT a required participant at the "launching".

  8. What will your job be.

    Yes he paid his own...not me but we both want refunds with interest

  9. What will your job be.

    As a followup..... I paid not only my student loan and also my son's at Carnegie Mellon... Can I get my $165,0000.00 direct deposit?

  10. What will your job be.

    After we pay their student loans:....
  11.

    Honey will you call and cancel my vasectomy. I don’t think I need it now.

    He didn't hit it....
  12.

    Somebody call Perry PD...

    constant here in FL.....
  13.

    Would you get any discount if this is done here in your regular restaurant??

    No mo fu you wound eye…
  14.

    Do you remember this? Ok then, you’re really old.

    Don’t make me reach back there…. Or stop this car……
  15.

    Interviewer: So, tell me what you did in the military…

    Your “SALT LIFE” is so cute…….
  16.

    Interviewer: So, tell me what you did in the military…

    Do you have the need to know?
  17.

    I made a new friend today

    This is how Disney started.. and we know how things have changed ....
  18.

    Most Popular Toys

    A willow branch and crab apples..... Sting your ass....
  19.

    When you need tires but gas is still too high

    Duct Tape comes in back now... just sayin.....
  20.

    Gas too darn high!

    A box of crayons and he'll be happy....
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