A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to
go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a...
My mom's neighbor has one of those. I just love standing behind it when he has it out in the yard tuning it before he heads to the track. Definatley need earplugs.