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  1.

    Going to church in the US must be a little different?..........

    You mean like Sally??
  2.

    Going to church in the US must be a little different?..........

    I had her in Grammar School. Sister Cunagunda. This is her today
  3.

    Someone missing an item?

    We once did a scavenger hunt at the Walmart in Toccoa. Had to get the price of a 48DD Bra. Should have looked for a XXXXXL pair of undies.
  4.

    Know His Name?

    Mikie??

  5. When in Rome...

    "Not affiliated with any Government agency. This page is completely satirical. If you believe this page to be real, your a moran." Which, I suppose, is different than a crossdressing MORON.
  6.

    Nike introduces new Air Kaepernicks - get yours now!

    My old Nike's didn't want to burn too well but I p%^sed on them to put the fire out. BOYCOTT NIKE.
  7.

    Don't bring a badge to a water gun fight.

    frivolity (n.) 1796, from French frivolité, from Old French frivole "frivolous," from Latin frivolus. Now you can go on Jeopardy.
  8.

    Don't bring a badge to a water gun fight.

    Such fine chilluns. Bet tho parents are proud a dem.

  9. 2 Ark drunks shoot each other to test bullit proof vest

    Lucky it wasn't a 22 mag!
  10.

    it says TARGET

    3 clicks up, 3 clicks left. BAM
  11.

    Finally, I don’t have to choose.

    Nothing like grabbing 120VAC in a shower!:embarassed:
  12.

    Caption this

    BUILD THE WALL

  13. I'm being stalked..

    Microsoft called me, Sam was his name. Told me I had a virus. Asked him was it my Apple or Windows 10 computer. Told me Windows 10. I told him that was my porn computer. Porn he asks? Yes, Told him I had a website called Indo-Pak Porn. Had only Indian and Pakistani women-Your mother was on...

  14. Shotgun on Craigslist

    I once saw a CL ad that stated "long range German paper punch"- Yep-K98. That didn't last long either.
  15.

    Say Hi To Our Newest Member

    Now I get it!! Pineapple fruitcake! Works at Starbucks in Holly Springs.
  16.

    Old Stuff

    You can still get Mary Janes https://www.amazon.com/Mary-Janes-Candy-240-Count/dp/B000EEFOAS

  17. It's been a while since I received a billion dollar check.....

    But wait!! 'If you reply in the next 15 minutes we'll double the order, just pay extra shipping and handling"

  18. Who Was President ......................

    FDR

  19. It's been a while since I received a billion dollar check.....

    Some people have all the luck, I missed the last one too!! Maybe next time it will come with the "Beautiful Ghanian Woman".
  20.

    $12 dinners...

    Dang, that's just a bit too far. Maybe they will meet me 1/2 way.
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