Asking someone out for drinks

[charliesnoodle]

I have experienced this three times in the last couple months and was interested in y'alls opinion. I will be talking to someone, in person or over text, and suggest we get drinks or something. They then all say the same thing: "I don't drink". I thought asking someone to drinks was an ambiguous invitation to go out and alcohol was optional. I mean oj is a drink. Are these people idiots or am I using this phrase wrong?

 

[Falcon1]

Next time try, "let's get drunk and screw" that should weed out the no fun options.

Just say let's go out sometime. You don't have to be specific, and can work out details after they accept the initial invitation.

 

[Hussar]

I have experienced this three times in the last couple months and was interested in y'alls opinion. I will be talking to someone, in person or over text, and suggest we get drinks or something. They then all say the same thing: "I don't drink". I thought asking someone to drinks was an ambiguous invitation to go out and alcohol was optional. I mean oj is a drink. Are these people idiots or am I using this phrase wrong?

Maybe they don't actually drink. If they say no ask them to do something else and if they say no to that as well most likely they aren't interested.

 

[Smoothie]

You should try "meet up for a cup of coffee sometime".

 

[Legitmw]

They probably just don't want to hang out with you.. lol just kidding. I'd say go out for drinks or get coffee or something.

 

[Gimmeguns]

No means NO! stop texting me!

 

[chucklenut]

**** texting, thats for womenz

I prefer tje direct approach. Tie a string to the neck of a beer bottle, tie the other to the head of your pecker. Then helicopter that son-uv-a-bitch around as fast as you can (if its at night or dark, wrap some christmas lights around the bottle)

Chicks love strong, outgoing, and creative guys

 

[tdi_g]

I don't drink and if someone asks if I want to go out for drinks, I assume that means let's hit up a bar for drinks. If "drinking" is not what you mean, try "let's hang out" or "let's grab something to eat" or "let's go shooting" or "let's go kill something" or just follow Falcon1's advice, lol.

 

[bbqman]

Ask them out for a meal. If they say they don't eat you know they are lying and aren't interested in you. Then go to Plan B (with the beer bottle and Christmas lights).

 

[canoecanoe]

Sounds like you are probably a creepy stalker and the ones you are stalking don't want to be an unsolved missing person statistic. Just sayin'.