Completely believable....

[GeauxLSU]

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give
me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent
people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around you are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!"

Biden then, went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer
to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


...AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE

 

[funkytechmonkey]

HA!

 

[dial1911]

That is awesome!!

Good thing my ass is too large to laugh off. But it may have shrunk a little.

 

[Laufen]

LOL, Sarah Palin knew. What a joke.

 

[GeauxLSU]

LOL, Sarah Palin knew. What a joke.

Yet with more sense that your 57 state president.

 

[Laufen]

Yet with more sense that your 57 state president.

Excuse me champ? Whose President?

Are you really defending Sarah Palin's intelligence?

 

[GeauxLSU]

Excuse me champ? Whose President?

Are you really defending Sarah Palin's intelligence? She makes Bypass look like a genius.

Is he not your president? Did you not vote for him, twice? My apologies if not. Regardless, I'm happy to defend Sarah's intelligence vs. our current president or vice president (the job she ran for). She actually has a record to base it on. Or is the fact that she mentioned "you can see parts of Russia from Alaska", which of course is 100% accurate. A little less Saturday night live and little less blind partisanship would go a loooong way for liberals (and this country).

 

[strider12]

In before the boiler room move!!!!!!

 

[Laufen]

I didn't vote for President the second time around. And graduating from Harvard Law and Columbia Law isn't impressive? I can't stand some of his policies, but an idiot he is not.

Blind partisanship and you defending Sarah P in the same argument. PRICELESS DUDE, ****ING PRICELESS!!!

 

[strider12]

I didn't vote for President the second time around. And graduating from Harvard Law and Columbia Law isn't impressive? I can't stand some of his policies, but an idiot he is not.

I'm still wondering why we knew every president's GPA up until this one. Especially since people in his graduating class at Columbia had no idea he was enrolled.