A DEA officer stopped at my farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for Illegal growing drugs."
I said "Okay,but don't go in that field over there......."
The DEA agent verbally exploded saying, "Mr. I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"Reaching into his rear pocket,the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face!"See this ******n badge!?" This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! "Have I made myself clear?".....Do you understand?!!!
I nodded politely,apologized,and went about my chores.A short time later,I heard loud screams,looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life,being chased by my mean old bull.....With every step the bull was gaining on the agent,and it looked like he was going to be gored before he could reach safety. the agent was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools,ran to the fence and yelled as loud as I could.....
"Your badge,show him your ******n Badge!!!!"
I said "Okay,but don't go in that field over there......."
The DEA agent verbally exploded saying, "Mr. I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"Reaching into his rear pocket,the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face!"See this ******n badge!?" This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! "Have I made myself clear?".....Do you understand?!!!
I nodded politely,apologized,and went about my chores.A short time later,I heard loud screams,looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life,being chased by my mean old bull.....With every step the bull was gaining on the agent,and it looked like he was going to be gored before he could reach safety. the agent was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools,ran to the fence and yelled as loud as I could.....
"Your badge,show him your ******n Badge!!!!"