Have you ever dreamed of skirting asanine laws while being in full legal compliance despite being obviously egregious?
What about owning and firing a hand of God style of weapon capable of not only Winning any gunfight, but really dominating any and all that oppose you?
Perhaps these things sound great, but you value your face, wrists, hands, health ex, and the ridiculous recoil, not to mention the back aching weight or heart stopping noise is just too much right now.
Well my friend, today is your lucky day!
Meet the Mossberg 590 Shockwave. Lighter, less recoil, but still packs all the ridiculous punch required to kill any living thing on this planet!
Perhaps others too, I don't know, but to hazard a guess; **** it, yeah. It'll kill any living thing in the universe or you money back!!!
Operators are standing by! Please be prepared to flash CCW or license to prove legal status.
Thanks!
What about owning and firing a hand of God style of weapon capable of not only Winning any gunfight, but really dominating any and all that oppose you?
Perhaps these things sound great, but you value your face, wrists, hands, health ex, and the ridiculous recoil, not to mention the back aching weight or heart stopping noise is just too much right now.
Well my friend, today is your lucky day!
Meet the Mossberg 590 Shockwave. Lighter, less recoil, but still packs all the ridiculous punch required to kill any living thing on this planet!
Perhaps others too, I don't know, but to hazard a guess; **** it, yeah. It'll kill any living thing in the universe or you money back!!!
Operators are standing by! Please be prepared to flash CCW or license to prove legal status.
Thanks!
