Holiday Season Family Gatherings

[TresMonos]

This Thanksgiving, when we are all gathered round the family table.....here's an answer to those discussions that could be a bit sensitive.

“So what?” « Quotulatiousness

In a narcissistic world where attention is often the goal of agitators, genuine disinterest is difficult to manipulate. It disarms anyone intent on destroying established norms.

[this also works here on the ODT]

 

[Torn]

Another good derailment is awkward diversion.

Liberal SIL - “Guns are evil and killing our children”

Response - “The easiest way to get rid of hemorrhoids is to squat down, put it under your foot and stand up really fast”

 

[D_Max]

Another good derailment is awkward diversion.

Liberal SIL - “Guns are evil and our killing children”

Response - “The easiest way to get rid of hemorrhoids is to squat down, put it under your foot and stand up really fast”

Damn

 

[Torn]

Another little gem to help keep the peace.

Bossy Aunt Karen - “We don’t approve of drinking beer at the dinner table!”

Response - “Did you know they put strings on tampons so you can floss out the clots?”