An italian man installed a home security system to keep an eye on his house and family while he was at work. Later that day, he watches the recordings then invites his friend over for a beer.
He asks his friend, “You like-a women right?”
Friend says sure I do.
“You like-a tha big, fat hairy women that-a don’t wash their ass?”
Friend says no, not at all!
“You like-a tha woman that’s smells-a like old cheese and-a don’t cook-a nothing but pasta?”
Friend says no, no, HELL no.
The Italian says, “Then-a why you come over here and-a f*** my wife?!?!”
He asks his friend, “You like-a women right?”
Friend says sure I do.
“You like-a tha big, fat hairy women that-a don’t wash their ass?”
Friend says no, not at all!
“You like-a tha woman that’s smells-a like old cheese and-a don’t cook-a nothing but pasta?”
Friend says no, no, HELL no.
The Italian says, “Then-a why you come over here and-a f*** my wife?!?!”
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