Tired of your boring old polymer pistols that feel like squirt guns from Walmart? Step up to the Girsan Regard MC—aka “Diet Beretta,” “Budget 92FS,” or “That One Gun From Lethal Weapon But From Turkey.”
This 9mm beauty has all the Italian flair you love, except it comes with a price tag that doesn’t require you to sell a kidney. It’s basically the pistol equivalent of buying the store-brand cereal—it tastes the same, it just comes in a slightly uglier box.
Specs/Features:
Caliber: 9mm, because .40 is dead and .45 is for people who still forward chain emails.
Magazine capacity: Enough to make you fail every 10-round-state-compliance test.
Finish: Black, tactical, and guaranteed to add +10 operator points.
Condition: Barely used, and definitely not abused—because I’m not that kind of owner.
Price: $350 (cash, because I don’t want to trade for your crossbow, rusty lawnmower, or half-eaten Chick-fil-A gift card).
No BOS but must have a valid GA DL and preferably a CCW. Zero feedback members must have a CCW
Location: Metro Atlanta. Meet FTF at an agreed public spot—like a gas station, because nothing says “classy firearm deal” like standing between pump 7 and the squeegee bucket.
If you want to look like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon (but hopefully without the hair and the drama), this is your chance.
This 9mm beauty has all the Italian flair you love, except it comes with a price tag that doesn’t require you to sell a kidney. It’s basically the pistol equivalent of buying the store-brand cereal—it tastes the same, it just comes in a slightly uglier box.
Specs/Features:
Caliber: 9mm, because .40 is dead and .45 is for people who still forward chain emails.
Magazine capacity: Enough to make you fail every 10-round-state-compliance test.
Finish: Black, tactical, and guaranteed to add +10 operator points.
Condition: Barely used, and definitely not abused—because I’m not that kind of owner.
Price: $350 (cash, because I don’t want to trade for your crossbow, rusty lawnmower, or half-eaten Chick-fil-A gift card).
No BOS but must have a valid GA DL and preferably a CCW. Zero feedback members must have a CCW
Location: Metro Atlanta. Meet FTF at an agreed public spot—like a gas station, because nothing says “classy firearm deal” like standing between pump 7 and the squeegee bucket.
If you want to look like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon (but hopefully without the hair and the drama), this is your chance.


