So I got a covid-19 test...

[Deleted member 97214]

and it came back inconclusive.

Thoughts? Feel free to post your theories. I'm interested in some expert opinions.

We need to get to the bottom of this issue once and for all. This is gonna be the thread, I just know it...

 

[atljetmech]

Sounds like you didn't give them enough boogers for testing

 

[payneed]

My company sent me home & quarantined me because my wife got the test... SHE (not me) had VERY mild symptoms...
AND they suggested I go get one, so I did.
Not pleasant!!! But a win win because now I don't need a prostate exam or colonoscopy...
Their slogan should be "One Swab Does It All!"

 

[Just1more]

My company sent me home & quarantined me because my wife got the test... VERY mild symptoms...
AND they suggested I go get one, so I did.
Not pleasant!!! But a win win because now I don't need a prostate exam or colonoscopy...
Their slogan should be "One Swab Does It All!"

Well did you get to take care of that tickle on the back of your brain with that 10” q-tip they use.

 

[RiverBend]

My antibody test came back negative, wouldn't let em shove that NSA chip up my nose into my tiny brain,

 

[payneed]

Well did you get to take care of that tickle on the back of your brain with that 10” q-tip they use.

They took the "other route" went straight to my "wrecked em".
She was swirling that thing around like she was making a cake...
My wife made me cupcakes...

 

[MRM]

Well did you get to take care of that tickle on the back of your brain with that 10” q-tip they use.

Better than sticking it up your ****!

 

[Just1more]

Better than sticking it up your ****!

I saw a sign outside a building the other day that said “COVID-19 testing in the rear” and I thought they were talking about where to park.

 

[Macvan]

No free glock for you

 

[Deleted member 97214]

My antibody test came back negative, wouldn't let em shove that NSA chip up my nose into my tiny brain,

Yea i had a negative antibody test months ago. This was for work.