Don't They Though!

[Tomthumb]

Never had this problem when we lived in the country with an out house. Modern conveniences cause modern problems.

 

[Just1more]

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All them theatrics...

How did this happen? Looks like that model was already equipped with a safety switch under the left side of the seat.

 

[Targetmaster]

My Wife has her own Bathroom, she is not permitted into my Imperial Throne Room

 

[murphranch]

Wife got HOT at me after the first time she squatted with no seat down at MY house while we were dating....

Very reasonably explained to her that if I raised it to pee, so the seat stayed dry, she could place it in the horizontal position for her business.

After about 30 seconds of mental agility, she agreed. Does complain about the errant spurt off target after sex now and again....

Or the morning after when it squirts left and right.

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[patches]

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All them theatrics...

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All them theatrics...

Empty, Ickkkkk! Sugar, sadly my behind no longer has the petitness of youth.
However, I well remember the less than pleasing experience of aiming my bottom where there should have been a seat, only to be surprised by a very long drop into icy water. Ladies know that gentlemen sometimes forget to lower the seat. However, please realize it is within your power to save the females in your life from an icy plunge.. Your careful aim in the restroom is also highly thought of by the folks that clean restrooms. Thank you in advance for your thoughtfulness.

 

[Bellman2]

It you argue with a woman and win, it will only get worse.

 

[basstracker89]

Yep, beware your going to get hit in the back of the head with something...

 

[emptyMAGS]

 

[The Southern Gentlemen]

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I told you not to post my pic on here