proof our military's PT standards have gone to ****

[chucklenut]

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/...-carrier-after-complaining-stomach-pains.html

wtf? a sailor gave birth on a warship because she had no idea she was pregnant? how ****ing fat do you have to be?

 

[mfoster]

More than likely to much semen.

 

[chucklenut]

More than likely to much semen.

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[Macvan]

She was having a whale of a time in the Navy............... before gave birth to a calf

 

[chucklenut]

She was having a whale of a time in the Navy............... before gave birth to a calf

ohh are we doing this now?

umm umm damn, i got nothing right now

 

[Macvan]

ohh are we doing this now?

umm umm damn, i got nothing right now

you should have used .They throw her overboard don't worry she'll be just fine soon as she rejoins the rest of her pod

 

[chucklenut]

you should have used they throw her overboard don't worry she'll be just fine soon as she rejoins the rest of her pod

i was trying to connect a joke about navy life and eating for 2

 

[Macvan]

Under the Obama Administration they keep one big fat whale of a woman on board so they can use her underwear as a surrender flag but only if the president doesn't get there first and bow to Kings and give speeches how crappy America is and all the things she done wrong. This will come in handy when we surrender to our Iran.

 

[Byte Stryke]

actually, weight isn't always a factor... I delivered a baby on the dancefloor of the Metroclub in Darmstadt Germany for a woman that was not even slightly thick...
Baby came in at 5-1/2# and was thin..

Sometimes it just depends on circumstances

 

[StuP]

I'm more concerned that a woman who couldn't work out she was pregnant is given any more responsibility than sitting quietly in a cardboard box.