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I think there's some legislation going on right now to do away with the time change. Sent from my LG-H700 using Tapatalk

Found a semi and van trailer with the Polish driver in the middle of a pasture one time. He made it almost a mile off the county road before getting stuck in some mud. He drove that Pete through some rough country. He had been a US citizen for only 6 months and didn't speak much English. He kept...

I swear, a woman’s breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth and I can find no sign on it. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

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IJSMP- I just sh@# my pants. CBF-colostomy bag fl Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

The first payment for your counselor at Paranoids Anonymous. Sent from my LG-H700 using Tapatalk

Got a business card. I know another job for them Sent from my LG-H700 using Tapatalk

I've been trying to find one to do this 6 legged calf that has its Butthole and tail between its shoulder blades. The wife really wants it out of the deep freeze. Sent from my LG-H700 using Tapatalk

I'd hit t.........yeah, well maybe not. Yep, that's a hard no! Sent from my LG-H700 using Tapatalk

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Possums have a forked pecker Sent from my LG-H700 using Tapatalk

There's only 2 things I hate in this world and Joe Biden is 5 of them. Sent from my LG-H700 using Tapatalk

That's pounding some beaver right there! Sent from my LG-H700 using Tapatalk

We've had armadillos here since the late 80's. I'll never forget in 1989 -I just bought a new truck- some friends and were going pheasant hunting around Oakley Kansas. As we were leaving oklahoma we run over an armadillo. I backed up and threw it in the back of my truck. We stayed at a friend's...

The coon rut has started here in Oklahoma. Just like bucks the boars don't feed much when looking for a mate. Sent from my LG-H700 using Tapatalk

Anbesol works better than Viagra. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Damn, keep him away from our cocaine. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

We put a family cemetery here on the ranch and when we moved all of our previously deceased family members from a mausoleum dad had all the gold removed from teeth, rings and jewelry melted down and along diamonds also he had earrings for my sisters and mom. Only thing my brother and got was the...

I built my house at our ranch headquarters about 100 feet from the house I was born in. Had a bad snow storm in February of 1969 when moms water broke. Roads drifted shut and no way out of the ranch. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk