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  1. Little RALPHY on getting older

    Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little RALPHY replied, "My...

  2. How many of us have heard this before?

  3. The Catholic Priest and the Drunk

    A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention... but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use...
  4.

    Rednecks and dynamite - what could go wrong?

  5. Drunk armed with shotgun

    Look how close the other people are to this moron...

  6. The Hotel Bill

    An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $1,250.00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice...

  7. Wish there were more signs out there like this!

  8. Public Restroom

    I was in the public restroom, and I had just sat down when I heard a voice in the next stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: Embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: (With attitude) "No, I'm a little...

  9. Mirandize the Cop... it's getting Bad!

  10. Try this if your wife won't let you buy a new gun!

  11. The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

  12. They were going to start selling these, but now they have been banned also!

    The first ones out had bayonet lugs!

  13. Anybody ever seen a Triple Barrel Shotgun?

  14. Dutch Driving Theory Test

    Shouldn't be too hard to answer... you think?

  15. Conceal carry permit

    A friend of mine from Florida sent me this. I don't know if it's just internet s*** or not, but it's good information to know in the event you happen to come across this situation. Subject: Conceal Carry--IMPORTANT I didn't have this happen, but then, I wasn't at a V.A. Doctors office. A...

  16. My SIG 1911 TAC OPS

    The pic on the left was taken inside; that's why it looks different. Sweet shooter!

  17. What would you do if your daughter introduced this guy to you as her new boyfriend?

  18. Patriots Super Bowl XLVI Champions Hats and T-shirts

  19. You ever see a rat "pumping iron?"

    http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-rat-trap-exercising.gif

  20. Does anybody know what kind of gun this is?

    Other than a BFG... that is! I didn't know whether to put this in Firearms Chat, General Discussion, or Politics & Hot Topics.
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