You Sir are definitely on a different level. But this thread makes me smile.
I just moved from a home in East Cobb with almost 2 acres. My choice killer was a .22 Stoeger suppressor airgun model with a Vortex 4x14 on top. It's deadly accurate to 50yds if it was a still day. My best day...
I got my brother a M3500 for his wedding present.... cycles 3.5's and cost around $700 if I remember correctly. Pretty nice shotgun from the sister company of benelli.
That being said... If you have the money get a SBE/SBE2 or super vinci.