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  1. NC DNR To Commence Electronic Herd Surveillance and Managment

    Breaking news in the NC DNR Electronic Surveillance and Management scandal...... Federal Officers, following a trail of Styrofoam cups, shot glasses and slim jim wrappers located the missing NC DNR truck at the First Church of Elvis near Mount Mitchell in Western NC. Public records at the...

  2. NC DNR To Commence Electronic Herd Surveillance and Managment

    Update from investigations at the Drone69 crash scene at the last known whereabouts of Mr. McFinkle and two DNR Scientists. Upon querying the data logging Fuzzylogic Binary Optimized eXtraplator (FUZZBOX) it was determined that the pair of hemispherical oscillating waveform generators suffered...

  3. NC DNR To Commence Electronic Herd Surveillance and Managment

    NEWSFLASH: DRONE69 HAS CRASHED IN THE GREATER RALEIGH/CARY/APEX SUBURBAN AREA.

  4. NC DNR To Commence Electronic Herd Surveillance and Managment

    Apologies. We seem to have lost the OMG-BOOBIES feed from the primary drone, it has been aloft for nearly six weeks without maintenance or attention. It appears the drones oscillating waveform power source is malfunctioning. Though typically well supported and heavily protected, the power...

  5. NC DNR To Commence Electronic Herd Surveillance and Managment

    Fortunately, the OMG-BOOBIES system is programed only to tally Buttons and Spikes for census. The system will not record Buttons and Spikes as no one in their right mind will harvest a small Rack from the Herd unless there are no other options presented. But, to the news..... In the latest...

  6. NC DNR To Commence Electronic Herd Surveillance and Managment

    Thats Wally McFinkle. Lead Engineer for the NC DNR and currently stationed at the Data Dump Site in Raleigh. Mr. McFinkle also tunes the drone relay and repeater systems and programs all of the drone flight patterns based on Buck Dump data from the DPS (Deer Positioning System). I believe Mr...

  7. NC DNR To Commence Electronic Herd Surveillance and Managment

    Here are the leaked documents.

  8. NC DNR To Commence Electronic Herd Surveillance and Managment

    Evidently, and based on latest "leaked" information, NC has already implemented a plan of action to aid the recovery of the herd decimated recently in the North Central NC Counties. Overall, the equipment deployed last week engages strategies and active management for tracking all the...
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