"Good LORD! It stinks in here! What did you eat?" Patrick Henry
Also
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government."
"Its spelled A. D. A. M. S......1 D....not 2"
John Adams
(I have this problem myself)
Also,
"Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."
"Your drunk horse....go HOME!"
Ben Franklin
Also,
"Any people that would give up liberty for a little temporary safety deserves neither liberty nor safety."
"does this wig make my butt look big?"
Thomas Jefferson...
"If we can but prevent the government from wasting the labours of the people, under the pretence of taking care of them, they must become happy."
Tom Jefferson