Are you......
A. Banging his wife, son, daughter or Secretary?
B. Banging someone on your desk during office hours?
C. Diverting funds?
D. Leaking information to the competition?
E. Drinking or sleeping during office hours?
F. A compulsive masturbater?
Many years ago I spent 2 weeks in CA learning San Diego PD's riot control approach. Putting aside Political correctness. The apprehension teams can kick ass.