So the three guys that stopped the terrorist attack on the train in France last month.
One of them goes to the Community College in Oregon that was shot up last week, and now one of the other guys was stabbed repeatedly in the street last night in Sacramento and is in critical condition.
Hmmmmmm.
They were finally able to translate it.
Looks like the aliens have changed their mind and now they believe that if you put humans up to your shoulder it redefines our classification and they think that could be against intergalactic regulations.
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