Since I regard you as an intelligent individual. I do not understand why you would even consider any other option than to immediately put this in the trash.
However, there is some perverse compulsion to present this for discussion.
Try it, and if you survive, take some pics of you puking your...
Not a recipe per se:
...A minister was attending a men’s breakfast. He asked one of the older farmers in attendance to say the prayer that morning. The farmer began,
“Lord, I hate buttermilk.”
The pastor opened one eye and wondered to himself where this was going.
Then the farmer said...