I learned to wipe with one square in Scouts. You fold it in half twice, tear out the 'center' corner. Save it. Unfold and stick your middle finger through the hole. Remove fecal matter with said finger. Wrap paper around finger and pull up to cleanse finger. Use saved corner to clean...
Ok? Lol. Take it from someone with countless speeding tickets, you just gotta keep an eye on that speedometer. And always keep an eye on the horizon for sedans with brush guards haha.
Being polite is you're best friend. a lawyer is going to cost you wayyy to much for much a minor charge. It's really only an issue when you get tagged multiple times and are seen as a habitual violator.
I don't see what all the fuss is about. The law says that an 18 year old can purchase a handgun in a private sale. Where is the confusion? You're just as likely to sell a gun to a 30 year old convict as much as you are a 21 or 18 year old convict. As long as you don't hold an ffl you're golden.