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  1. How much is too much?

    I was talking about what I wanted at my funeral and my wife said “not to worry, they wont find your body”. I think she has watched too many mafia shows.
  2.

    Never mind.

    I’ll contribute to his commissary account while he’s in jail.
  3.

    When one door closes….

    When one door closes and another one opens you’re usually in prison or a really bad cabinet maker.
  4.

    Before and after coffee….

    This should solve the problem.

  5. Did yall eat yalls black eyed peas an collardz ?

  6. I know what I got and don’t low ball me

  7. Texas Minefield

  8. Guys your health.

    It’s worse if you forget to unzip…..
  9.

    The reality of hunting

  10. Things I’m super good at….

    Looking for my phone while talking on it. Having a pair of glasses on the top of my head while wearing another pair.
  11.

    Tattoo fails…

    Where do these people work? Do they make $ from clicks on social media? Most of them couldn’t get hired at a chicken plant. Bunch of sad folks.
  12.

    Tattoo fails…

    This can't be real.
  13.

    Be careful making fun of his fanny pack.

  14. I could have told them that.

    Aren’t all those other cities controlled by welfare voting liberals.
  15.

    Now you know:

  16. Starting a go fund me.

    Here is one in north Ga. https://tanktownusa.com/ Lot cheaper and closer to home. Would be a great ODT meet and great venue.
  17.

    Taxi driver takes carjackers for a ride

    He should have slammed on brakes and let them go through the windshield.
  18.

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

    Other cops told him not to release the dog and he does it anyway. Hope he does time.
  19.

    Today I was the dumba**

    Choosy Mothers choose Jif
  20.

    Would you hire these guys?

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