As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history
you sound like a proud dad! and you should be! the lord works in mysterious ways, but theres a reason hes coming back home to you. just imagine how much worse that phone call could have been