I'm thankful that all of my close neighbors agree that they need to be shot on sight. I've taken a shot at a couple off of my back deck but missed through the brush. Once my cans get out of jail, I'll be able to shoot something a little bigger without waking the neighbors.
I ended up having it changed again to a new number. Didn't want to risk the middle of the night calls and pictures. My VZW account rep laughed when I explained to him why I needed another new number so quickly.
The number is up for grabs if any of you guys are looking for a new friend. I'm...
Figured that I'd post this up here, seeing as I'm laughing my ass off about it.
So I got a new phone number through my company account. Made sure all my friends had the new number and all that. Nothing weird for a week. I get a text at 6:30am today saying "Is this my mistress". Unknown...
I bought my last Glock from there. I didn't bother asking if I could field strip it, I just took the slide off. After I had already inspected it and was putting it back together, the guy told me that I couldn't do that due to some ATF rule. Oh well, I already had the time to look at it. Good...
I thought that a girl was singing that song at first.
And the one that I can't stand is from Will Smith's daughter, "Whip my hair" or whatever it's called.