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    This is how to sell a car

    First thought...car? Second thought...Oh yeah! THAT'S what's blocking my view of the OTHER hot ass chick! Somebody buy the damn car! Third thought .... Damn! You could DRIVE the car through that thigh gap! Last thought... Uuuuhhhhnnnnnnn....... Wish I hadn't watched this video on my phone in...
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    Close Encounters with Wildlife

    I've fractured my neck, knocked myself unconscious by landing on the back of my head and had my nose broken 4 or 5 times. But this man makes me feel like a total *****. Trying to write a note for others to be wary? Hell... one bloody handprint in the middle of the board would have been more than...
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    Look what I found on Long Island, NY.

    Well, at least you found a good place to take that piss. I think I'da felt a **** coming on too.
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    What type of sorcery is this?

    It's the magic of man repellent. It must be accompanied by the chant "I don't need no maaannnnnnn.... I don't need no maaannnnnn..."
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    REDNECK VERTICAL BLINDS

    Girl? Well THAT'S a cover.
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    REDNECK VERTICAL BLINDS

    FIFY
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    REDNECK VERTICAL BLINDS

    Where's he live? We can take a case or two of el cheapo buttwipe and donate it to him...one roll at a time.

  8. This morning my wife told me she caught me cheating...

    Yeah, I think if he runs out and bangs Cybill there just MIGHT be ADDITIONAL punishment. Well, unless SHE accepts the argument that he already took the punishment... lol.
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    Morning sex.........

    In America you are promised equal opportunity. Not equal outcome. ;)
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    Morning sex.........

    Screw that then. Damn if I'm goin three times for one damn egg.

  11. This morning my wife told me she caught me cheating...

    Yeah, and after yer married a while they get mad if she wakes up with your dick poking her. So I guess we need our dick on our backs by their logic.

  12. This morning my wife told me she caught me cheating...

    Tell her ":******** it! You woke me up from a dream where I was cheating on you with Barbara Eden to tell me THIS crap?!?!"

  13. Wife just told me to get off ODT- being rude.

    I got this on the all of my kitchen. My wife hates it. LOL.

  14. This Joke is too Close to Home huh?

    I LOVE the thoughtless idiocy people commit. My wife and I spotted a falling down pump house in a yard where there was no longer a house. The wood was obviously old, rotted and the whole thing was a mess. Standing next to it(at a crooked angle) was a sign proudly advertising the services of a...

  15. This Joke is too Close to Home huh?

    This is how I ended up with my old yahoo email address. After repeatedly trying to create a user name I would remember and being told "That user name already exists", I was staring at the screen with steam coming out of my ears looking at the prompt "Please enter an original user ID". For...
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    Meals on wheels. Good thing he was going downhill

    Wouldn't that be a Bear-rito?
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    Meals on wheels. Good thing he was going downhill

    LOL. I said Future Bear pooh but because I spelled it like a members name as a pun I got banned. Some admins really need to rinse the sand from their manginas.
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    Sugar kills more people than guns and terrorists combined

    When you put all the stuff on top of one slice of bread, you make a balanced meal.

  19. Isis is mad a Kathy Griffin

    briefly. LOL.
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    Tiger vs Kathy

    Yeah. makes me sick that it was the default. I bet some liberal somewhere MADE that happen.
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