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    To All You Lefties Out There...

    I have threatened for years to start a blog or youtube called Braindead in the Left Hand Lane, just for these assorted idiots and political leftards. They are all brain dead.
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    If there ever was a reason to stop going to McDonald's.

    Culver's for the win!!!
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    That worked out very well.

    Those same people probably wear a condom when in bed by themselves...
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    That’s me.

    Been there, done that
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    Which one of y’all’s ol lady is this?

    Nope, first wife (40 years ago) got that big, then bigger. Told her I wouldn't mind 2 women in bed at once, but didn't want her to be both of them. Done my time in fat chick HELL.

  6. When you think things are bad

    Anyway, my new wife is Swiss, and can still rock a bikini at 64.

  7. When you think things are bad

    Was a good marriage for 32 years, I mourned her, but then moved on, happily remarried at 68. Marriage is a young man's disaster, and an old man's comfort.

  8. When you think things are bad

    Now my first ex, they would think they had died and gone to hell.

  9. When you think things are bad

    They would be drowning, her ashes were scattered at sea.

  10. When you think you have it bad

    My dad was born in 1909. About the meanest man I ever met, strongest one too. Ex bare knuckles boxer, 6' 3", at 250, all of it muscle. He lived to be almost 95, didn't serve in WW1, being too young, and was too old for WWII. Everyone in the local central Texas area was scared to cross him...
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    It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...

    I used to go on ships that intentionally sunk themselves....
  12.

    Well it's official...

    When I could drink beer (before I had to go gluten free) my favorite was Modelo Negra. A bit heavy for some, but then again I used to drink Guiness when I was married to a Brit.
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    Well it's official...

    Reminds me of the beer we used to get from a vending machine in the barracks at Submarine School in Groton Connecticut, back in the early 70's. Put 50 cents in the machine, get a beer, just like a Coke machine.
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    There is no way you can drink all night and make it to PT at 6am…

    Was in submarine school in Groton Connecticut in the mid 70's, drank a fifth of Southern Comfort with a friend, then went to the EM club and started drinking Harvey Wallbangers. Not a good combination. Cracked 2 ribs falling out of the top bunk onto the edge of a table. The Chief in charge of...
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    Can you spare $2.00???

    About 20 years ago, I was in Cali for work, and drove up Mt. Palomar to the observatory. On the way, I saw a guy riding UP the mountain, on a 20 inch bike with a banana seat, pedaling along with only ONE leg! Steep as hell, no idea how he managed to make it go uphill.
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    You're move, Grandma

    The bishop is my next move
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    To All Left Lane Slow Driver

    I call the left lane drivers Brain Dead In the Left Hand Lane, probably describes their politics too
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    To All of You Over 50 and think You Still "GOT IT!"

    When I was in my mid fifties, I was working 14 hour days, 7 days a week, in an active warzone. (Iraq) Did it for 4 years. 130+ temps while wearing 60 lbs. of body armor, climbing up buildings to assemble satellite dishes on roofs.

  19. Keep your feet out of the boat.

    I went fishing on the Amazon for Pirahna, they clean them and coat them in tapioca starch, then deep fry them. They taste like perch, but you do have to watch out for the bones.
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    DO NOT SALE YOUR CLASSIC CAR, TO BUY A PRIUS! Or you may be casted out of Heaven. 😂😂😂😂

    I wouldn't either. for a Prius, but my wife really wanted the Mercedes SLK350, and it is nice too.
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