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    The Gunfighter, the voice and the itchy whore. LOL

    Just replaced Outlaw Josey Wales as my favorite western.
  2.

    Cool waterfront camp site in the Aussie bush...........

    Roughing...single ply rather than double ply TP.
  3.

    Cool waterfront camp site in the Aussie bush...........

    Just need to throw a skrimp on the barbie for a perfect outing.

  4. Arse whoopin @walmart over PS5....

    Well, I don't want no mfing play station no mo.
  5.

    If you drive a Mercedes Benz, then you own the left lane....

    You drive slow in MY left lane when I'm on a mission to get somewhere fast and I'll ride your ass tighter than Gorilla Glue on a weave.
  6.

    Help for ItBeMe

    We'll he may not be real smart, but he ain't "unhinged".

  7. Whats the worst gun you have ever owned

    I think you misspelled Kimber.
  8.

    well here he is

    You might want to sleep with your back against the wall.

  9. Sealed indictments any second now

    Today we inaugurated our new President, Joe Chi Minh. God help us.
  10.

    Do you think this will pass code

    Not until they put duct tape over the hose clamps!
  11.

    Dilly Dilly Masters

    I was at the practice round Monday and saw several people wearing Dilly Dilly tee shirts. I hadn't heard they were kicking folks out for yelling it. Now I'm one of the informed ones of Ye Olde Outdoorish Tradersky....Dilly Dilly!
  12.

    Johnny 7 One Man Army

    I had one - envy of the neighborhood until we discovered BB gun wars.
  13.

    Dingos car would not start.

    serpentine belt?

  14. "Well, you know why Johnny has all'em problems, don't-cha?"

    You can thee the incest babies...they get the banjo playin gene.
  15.

    Snowman arm! Price is OBO and be realistic as I know what I have.

    Shrinkage! Snow's cold!

  16. When I was a kid we were so poor.........

    Govment cheese. I used to love it as a kid.

  17. When I was a kid we were so poor.........

    We were so poor that we ate dried beans for breakfast, drank water for lunch, and swelled up for dinner. Ah, the good old days!

  18. You have the right to remain silent...but not the ability

    Exactly! That's what I'm talking about.

  19. You have the right to remain silent...but not the ability

    My wife told me she wanted to get a boob job. I told her that would be like putting a new set of Michelin tires on a Ford Pinto. I am going through concussion protocol as I enter this post.
  20.

    What happens when you snort Viagra

    My 14 year old nephew got into my brothers Viagra. Had to rush him to the hospital - had 3rd degree burns on the palms of both hands.
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