I think once the SHTF I’m gonna sit my fat ass under a shade tree in the woods and let my birds bring me squirrels and rabbits.
I’m buying up A1 sauce and charcoal now!
We had a 3 bed 2 bath house, but now we sleep in the living room by the front door and use the bathroom outside.
Ingles called me wanting some cream corn last week.
But, I’m not getting rid of my stash!
Sprinkler system squirting gas is an idea, but that could kill my poison Ivey if we lived thru it getting ignited. Midgets on the roof with blow guns shooting poison darts is an idea
I’ve thought about planting poison ivy around my house, make it knee deep.
Then tie rattlesnakes to the bushes at the doors. Cameras in all directions, with solar panel back ups. I’ll use attack drones and vampire squirrels. I can use my chimney to launch mortar rounds.
What am I leaving out?