Oh, sir, I'm so sorry that you came across an unscrupulous neverdowell in your quest to please your lady. Hopefully you will be successful elsewhere. Meanwhile, may the rascal that caused your vexation suffer mercilessly from the attentions of our many stinging beasties inhabiting our fair...
Never! Our darling Elvis is like Santa Claus! The legend only gets better with time! The legendary sweetness and Southern gentility represented and carried on by tribute artists and Elvis' music will live forever!