I read this thread this morning. Tonight someone put a duck on the dash of my lightly modified but heavily offroaded rubicon. Must be related. Only my second duck in ten years. It went into the trash.
'Never love something that can't love you back'
'There's lots of different ways a monkey can get up a tree'
'The God who gave us life gave us liberty at the same time; the hand of force may destroy but cannot disjoin them. ' (TJ)