These are old (2010), but still good.
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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We...
Please I hope no one takes this personally,
BUT
I'm starting to see a lot of ads with phrases like "I'm selling this from my own private collection", "I'm not in the business of selling guns", "I'm not doing this for profit."
Do people really think that chanting a few buzz words is going to...