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[Leatherhead]

The Jewish religion seems kinda sketchy. Like are you a Jew or not cause the (ish) is really throwing me off.

 

[Deaken]

If a girl ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread & mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in & she'll make you a sandwich.

Hahaha....... Next year they should change the Atlanta Falcons to the Atlanta tampons..... Cause there only good for one period and they don't have a second string.

 

[Leatherhead]

People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just being ambidextrous.

 

[Leatherhead]

McDonalds has their own chicken wings now.

Just in case you wanted to try a new kind of diarrhea.

 

[Leatherhead]

They say money is the root of all evil, which is why I'm doing my bit for Africa by not sending any.
They've got enough problems as it is.

 

[cpw006]

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

 

[Leatherhead]

Why can't Michael Jackson play table tennis?

Because he's dead.

 

[ShawnZR-1]

If this goes to March without a winner, I'll wear a deer costume and take one for the team!

 

[Leatherhead]

Turns out that the button in the elevator with the fireman's hat on it...

Is not the button you push if you want a fireman's hat.

 

[Leatherhead]

Gyms are full of people who haven't found the right couch.