This kid is turning 18 and for his birthday his daddy wants to take him to a whore house and make him a man. When they get to the brothel, his dad hands him a $20 bill and tells him son to ask the woman for a 69. The kid doesn't understand but he does as his father tells him. He goes inside, hands the first woman he sees his $20 bill and tells her he wants to 69. The woman takes him upstairs, undresses both of them, lays the kid on the bed and is about to sit on his face when she farts. She gets up, goes to the window and opens it to let the room air out. After a minute, she closes the window back, goes back to the kid and is about to sit on his face when she farts again. She goes back to the window to air the room out again. When she closes it, she notices the kid is up and putting his clothes back on.
She says, " where you going baby?"
He says, " you think I'm going to sit through 67 more of those Damned things?!?!"
She says, " where you going baby?"
He says, " you think I'm going to sit through 67 more of those Damned things?!?!"
