50 Shades of Grey for Seniors

[coach482]

Back and forth. . . in and out. . . in and out . . . a little to the right. . a little to the left . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts. . and, trickling down the small of her back. . . she was getting near to the end. He was in ecstasy. . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . forwards then backwards. . forward then backward. again. . . and again. . her heart was pounding now. . . her face was flushed . . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . finally . . . totally exhausted . she let out a piercing scream . . . . "OK, OK, you smug *******, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

 

[DADI03]

Back and forth. . . in and out. . . in and out . . . a little to the right. . a little to the left . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts. . and, trickling down the small of her back. . . she was getting near to the end. He was in ecstasy. . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . forwards then backwards. . forward then backward. again. . . and again. . her heart was pounding now. . . her face was flushed . . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . finally . . . totally exhausted . she let out a piercing scream . . . . "OK, OK, you smug *******, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

 

[emptyMAGS]

Back and forth. . . in and out. . . in and out . . . a little to the right. . a little to the left . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts. . and, trickling down the small of her back. . . she was getting near to the end. He was in ecstasy. . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . forwards then backwards. . forward then backward. again. . . and again. . her heart was pounding now. . . her face was flushed . . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . finally . . . totally exhausted . she let out a piercing scream . . . . "OK, OK, you smug *******, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

I haven't been this excited since I saw a sign that said "parking in the rear..."

 

[BillsCamino]

Based on the thread title...I thought this was gonna be about hair color.

 

[RiverBend]

 

[coach482]

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I didn't get to vote!

 

[MrJim]

Based on the thread title...I thought this was gonna be about hair color.

I did too

 

[MacTavish]

She prolly couldn't parallel park when she was 20 either.

 

[SAR 6114]

She prolly couldn't parallel park when she was 20 either.

You got that right.

 

[Gunanddoglover]